Cosmic Appalachia

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Sam Vimes once arrested me for treason,” said Vetinari calmly. “And Sam Vimes once arrested a dragon. Sam Vimes stopped a war between nations by arresting two high commands. He’s an arresting fellow, Sam Vimes. Sam Vimes killed a werewolf with his bare hands, and carries law with him, like a lamp—”
“Where did all that come from?”
“Watchmen across half the continent will say that Sam Vimes is as straight as an arrow, can’t be corrupted, won’t be turned, never took a bribe.

Thud! (via sannam)

Sam Vimes: Perfect.

(via ashfair)

Filed under perfection sam vimes vetinari Discworld thud! Terry Pratchett who watches the watchmen? Sam Vimes does.

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    True fact: Watch books are my favorite books because they are 90% Sam Vimes being awesome and 10% other stuff I can skip...